Show version and haiku

Examples

       A little lightning
       A fiber-seeking back-hoe
       There goes my weekend

       TTL down one
       the end nearer with each hop
       little packet, poof.

       'show version and blame'
       Gave away too many names
       Now you get haiku

       Just like mosquitoes
       Bugs pepper all my source code
       Keeps me off the streets

       Shiny leather pants
       Why don't they squeak when they kick?
       Is _that_ the secret?

       Economy stinks
       Stock price hits another low
       Stay laser focused

       gdb and me
       joyfully watching bugs flee
       working happily

       New router: 'Type-R.'
       Chrome faceplate and neon lights!
       Needs a big bat wing.

       Haiku springs from life
       Like worms spring from fresh roadkill
       Well, maybe not quite

       Rest now, triumphant
       Ye are more than Conquerors
       Rest, unforgotten

       Stevie Ray plays on
       The crushing weight of the blues
       Claims another soul

       One fish in the tank
       Will he last another week
       Poor little mutant

       A fine spray of snow
       Try to make that perfect stop
       Hey! Didn't fall down!

       Help me, Obi-Wan
       I just saw Episode Two
       You're my only hope

       IS-IS screams,
       BGP peers are flapping:
       I want my mommy!

The command "show version and haiku" is an easter egg intended to replace the old "show version and blame".