Show version and haiku

Examples

       A little lightning
       A fiber-seeking back-hoe
       There goes my weekend

       TTL down one
       the end nearer with each hop
       little packet, poof.

       'show version and blame'
       Gave away too many names
       Now you get haiku

       Just like mosquitoes
       Bugs pepper all my source code
       Keeps me off the streets

       Shiny leather pants
       Why don't they squeak when they kick?
       Is _that_ the secret?

       Economy stinks
       Stock price hits another low
       Stay laser focused

       gdb and me
       joyfully watching bugs flee
       working happily

       New router: 'Type-R.'
       Chrome faceplate and neon lights!
       Needs a big bat wing.

       Haiku springs from life
       Like worms spring from fresh roadkill
       Well, maybe not quite

       Rest now, triumphant
       Ye are more than Conquerors
       Rest, unforgotten

       Stevie Ray plays on
       The crushing weight of the blues
       Claims another soul

       One fish in the tank
       Will he last another week
       Poor little mutant

       A fine spray of snow
       Try to make that perfect stop
       Hey! Didn't fall down!

       Help me, Obi-Wan
       I just saw Episode Two
       You're my only hope

       IS-IS screams,
       BGP peers are flapping:
       I want my mommy!

       IS-IS sleeps.
       BGP peers are quiet.
       Something must be wrong.

       Look, mama, no hands!
       Only one finger typing.
       Easy: commit scripts.

       Weeks of studying,
       Days of lab exercises:
       JNCIE.

       Not just the blue sky
       Nor the mountains, nor the sea
       Lucky live N.C.

       Glorious morning
       Well beyond what I deserve
       Stretch myself and grow

       Blessed are the meek:
       They shall inherit the earth.
       Can I have the moon?

       Another day dies
       More joy than I can fathom
       Yet more tomorrow

       Amazing photons
       Carry our data worldwide
       Never seem to stop

       Holiday spirit
       Christmas comes but once a year
       Keep it shining bright

       My session is dead:
       Forgot to commit confirm.
       Where are my car keys?

       ... hush puppies.... good beer ...
       ... the sea just before sunset ...
       ... living like a king ...

       Nothing feels as good
       Arms filled with wiggling children
       So much hope and love

       Fish don't like the cold
       Even stupid birds head south
       I agree with them

       Now that Zion's safe,
       can they find a better place
       to get some sweaters?

       3am; darkness;
       Maintenance window closing.
       Safety net: rollback.

       Juniper babies
       The next generation starts
       Gotta get more sleep

       They now make a soap
       With caffeine infused in it
       'A truly clean buzz'

       An ache you can taste
       Be sore as heck tomorrow
       One more shot on goal

The command "show version and haiku" is an easter egg intended to replace the old "show version and blame".